zolotl:

some of y'all never drank a 40 in a death basket and it shows

a-silver-sanctuary:

hugginghell:

semitics:

Men can’t love women the way women do and it’s a fact

I beg to differ

then beg

communismed:

wunkolo:

grawly:

It took Java over 19 years to realize “hey maybe we should allow unsigned integers”

Y2K…….

2!!!

interstellartooru:

i’m so in love with domestic sweetness.

cooking dinner with the one you love while they wrap their arms around you. taking quick kiss breaks in between folding fresh laundry. washing each other’s hair in the shower. giggling and rolling around in the fresh sheets you both just finished putting on. dusting while showing off your latest dance moves and having your sweetheart show off their vocals.

it’s so comforting to have someone that you just enjoy making a home with. because chores done with someone you love isn’t such a chore after all.

thismachineplaysme:

showerthoughtsofficial:

You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…